Misadventures of Online Dating

Admitting that you have a dating profile is like admitting you are missing a limb. People automatically assume there's something wrong with you. There has to be some reason you're single. Well I'll admit I have a dating profile that I check when I'm bored, and is often nothing more than a form of entertainment. However, occasionally I land on someone that is so inexcusably vile that I can't help but respond. That's exactly what happened to me last week. Here was my response:



What do you do when someone insults your character?